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How To Become Prime Minister When You Are Unelectable


This one is a bit of a long burn.

Start off ten years in the past and bide your time ruining people's pensions and having old-school views about taking money from the majority to waste on all sorts of useless policies and overswollen departments. Allow the super-rich and MPs to keep their own money.

Wait ten years and realise that you have zero presentational skills, so that you need another 'in'.

Outlast the current Prime Minister so that when they go, you get to take over by default without having to get the public to elect you which of course they wouldn't.

Result: you become prime minister by default!

By: Stephanie

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