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Hilarious Christmas Cracker Jokes


If you make your own Christmas crackers this year, then the chances are that you will need to come up with jokes to go inside them!

If that's the case, and you don't know how to come up with your own unfunny jokes or are out of inspiration and need some help, then what do you do?

Well you could buy a joke book and use those but they might be too long and funny for a Christmas cracker.

So given that, what then should you do?

Well the simplest thing would be to read these, pick the ones that you find the least funny, and then include them to make truly great and authentic Christmas crackers complete with hilarious jokes inside!

How does Jack Frost get to work?
By icicle

This is a classic one that has been around for years so you might have seen it before if you've pulled a few crackers in your time!

Why do birds fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk (a groan inducing cracker joke)

What are the small rivers that run into the Nile called?

The juve-niles (this makes you wonder who comes up with this sort of 'joke' doesn't it - what a strange mind!)

What lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlighting - ha,ha!

What cereal do cats like to eat?

Mice Crispies - ah, the old classic play on words with Mice instead of Rice in the name, oh how you chuckled.

And if those Christmas cracker jokes were too funny for you... well you'll just have to come up with your own in that case!

By: Stephanie

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