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Christmas Cracker Jokes

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Christmas cracker jokes - they are so unfunny they are almost funny!

Here's a selection of five of the best Christmas cracker jokes out there, so sit back and laugh and enjoy these!

What do call a crazy golfer?
A crack put

Funny, right, well here's the next...

What's the fastest thing in the water?

A motor pike.

Stop laughing and read the next one!

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby

Starting to groan and lose the will to live? If so then the next Christmas cracker joke is sure to finish you off:

What kind of sweet goes swinging in the jungle?
Tarzi-pan

Wow that really was bad wasn't it... was it the first you have ever come across though?

Well here is one more for you:

What would you get if all the cars in Britain were red?

A red carnation

Now that one is actually almost funny and clever so it goes last!


By: Stephanie

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