Christmas Cracker Jokes
| Christmas Christmas cracker jokes - they are so unfunny they are almost funny! Here's a selection of five of the best Christmas cracker jokes out there, so sit back and laugh and enjoy these! What do call a crazy golfer? A crack put Funny, right, well here's the next... What's the fastest thing in the water? A motor pike. Stop laughing and read the next one! What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby Starting to groan and lose the will to live? If so then the next Christmas cracker joke is sure to finish you off: What kind of sweet goes swinging in the jungle? Tarzi-pan Wow that really was bad wasn't it... was it the first you have ever come across though? Well here is one more for you: What would you get if all the cars in Britain were red? A red carnation Now that one is actually almost funny and clever so it goes last!
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